In that spirit I've decided to take a W5 approach. Even the jabronis out there are aware that W5 stands for the BIG FIVE of W's - Who, What, Where When, Why. For those of you unaware it was also a mediocre Canadian rip off of the show 60 Minutes. The TV show W5 utilized newscasters with hockey hair and asked questions that interested only senior citizens and people from Winnipeg. It also used cameras typically seen on Canadian television that made you think you were watching something from ten years in the past (I think all Canadian television filmed during the 90's was done on Cameras obtained from the set of "The Littlest Hobo")
Anyways using the W5 system provides me and you (!) the reader and proud owner of the internet each with one beneficial thing. Breaking my BLOGOSPHERE (This is just the first in a world of bloggery) down as answers to five questions allows you to determine if this is the right blog for you (it's not) early on and determine if this is a train (It's a TGV - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Train_à_Grande_Vitesse) you want to be on (you don't). More importantly, it allows me to clearly define early on and distinctly that this blog will be filled with sarcastic, slanderous, and libelous material which (by utilizing the Bill O'Reilly theory) will allow me to avoid lawsuits/prosecution at a later date. Look out Hansel and Gretel, I'm filling the path with loaves of sourdough.
So, for the next five posts stay tuned as this weblog weaves magic from hemp rope and answers 5 (!) HARD HITTING QUESTIONS usually asked by journalistic heavyweights like Walter Cronkite, Tyra Banks, and the women of the View (To their credit, small children also ask "Why?" a lot too, they're wily like that). Preconceived notions will be SHATTERED, minds will be BLOWN, and bandwidth will be WASTED. Until then.....
